Written by Ana Ward

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Tags: Mail, Plane

Monday, 26 March 2007

image for Becks in Trouble Again Kiss, make up and have another little Romeo

It's a plane, it's a bird, it's an e-mail, it's an SMS - no..... oh no it's a CRISIS in the Becks household!

How dramatic. CRISIS is a word that should be kept solely for major world events not marriage problems.

These filmstars, sports megastars and ex wanna be singers who have money think that the world revolves around their lives (which it does), and that the world needs to know each minute detail of their personal hiccups (which we do because it sells papers), but to call it a crisis - is ludicrous.

The word CRISIS means:

    disaster - Posh's reality show
    catastrophe - Posh's new haircut
    calamity - Posh seen without make up
    crisis - Beck's caught his pants down again and Posh not forgiving him this time or Anna Nicole Smith dying without a will or a father for her baby!

Becks stop screwing around, you have been caught and that is yr only crisis, your lousy drilling is getting you into trouble.

Come on - kiss and make up - kick the ball through the goal posts, after all the worst that can happen is that you have another baby to eliminate this "crisis".

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