Written by D P Whitehead

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Saturday, 15 March 2014


First of all, when did they make Elmo a saint?

Not that he doesn't deserve it.

Let's face it, kids love him, grown ups love him, and it appears now that the Pope loves him!

All that work he does, helping kids read, teaching them to eat healthier, and bringing joy to millions.

Oscar the Grouch, Big Bird, Count von Count, Prairie Dawn, Grover, and Cookie Monster can only pray that their work also results in a sainthood.

I haven't read this book yet (obviously) but I am so looking forward to finding out more this a furry red monster with a falsetto voice and how he became a saint.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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