Written by Al Lee Wyer

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Monday, 26 March 2007

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Adolph Bizmark Ceasar (Soldier of the Future Magazine) and Lou Dobbs (C.N.N. Immigration Nut) sat Down with North Korean Beloved Leader KIM JONG IL for a chat over the weekend.

Dobbs " Tell me Mr. IL - what are you doing to stem the flow of South Korean Immigrants into North Korea"

IL "We grant them temporary Guest Worker Passes and then --- We lock them up!!"

Adolph Bizmark Ceasar "Mr IL ,may I ask you a Hypothetical?"

IL "Of course ADOLPH , its a free country you know"

A.B.C. " You wake up at 3:00 in the Morning and find that the Japanese, South Koreans,Chinese,British and the Americans are within 2 miles of PYONG YANG what do you do?"

IL "I adjacent my armies into KAMCHUKA and cash in my cards"

Dobbs " Now that's an OUTRAGE -- your talking about the Board Game RISK by Milton Bradley

IL "It was a hypothetical"

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