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Monday, 26 March 2007

Dear Paraphernalia4YourGenitalia. cum has merged with national late night DJ and sappy sentimentalist Delilah.

New manager of the collaboration Ragin'Hoe-Mones has high hopes for the project: "Sex advise plus music! It's a natural combination. It was right under my nose in their bathtub. I jumped up and screamed: 'eureka' because my bath buddy let loose a wicked gas bubble. Later i realized, the lightness of a bubble with the punch of dirty smell!"

Delilah was less enthusiastic about the plan: "Listen, I can feel Ragin's energy but is he sure my sweet and gentle bullshit can mix with his dildo-marketing Dr Ruths" Show developers are floating some ideas for the amalgamation:

Do You Know The Way to San Jose matched with a query about where to buy Spanish Fly and will they really get her religious novio hot to trot.

Wichita Linesman and the satanist couple into bondage

I'll Cover You and the Necrophiliac who can only get aroused in a coffin six feet under

The new show will be podcast-ed on TheSpoof.com sometime soon. . .

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