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Wednesday, 5 March 2014

image for Kate Middleton Using Craigslist for Royal Palace Furnishings Buckingham Palace has needed new drapes since the 19th Century.

London, EN Kate Middleton, future queen of England, who recently used Craigslist to find a new nanny for Prince George, has been taking advantage of Craigslist to bargain-hunt for furnishings for the various royal palaces.

As of last week, she has purchased:

-382 sets of drapes for Buckingham Palace and some kilts for Balmoral.

-A new love seat, French Provincial chairs, and a few Queen Anne tables for Kensington Palace.

-Lots of new baby clothes at a Mom-to-Mom sale

-A new bathing suit with an extra-secure top.

-Some clothes for Prince Harry.

-A Marc Jacobs Classic Q handbag for only $310!

- New candelabras for Westminster Abbey and a new miter hat for the Archbishop of Canterbury.

-After seeing The King's Speech again, she bought grave blankets for the tombs of Queen Mother Elizabeth and King George VI.

With all the money she saved on Craiglist, Lady Middleton announced that she and William would be taking a vacation to "anywhere warm."

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