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Tuesday, 4 March 2014

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As a helpful service to those wonderful people who love, cherish, and keep little furry friends, we at the National Vole Advocacy Alliance provide the following useful tidbits for Pocket Pet (PP) owners.

When carrying your wee furry guys to work, remember to keep your pockets fresh with PP litter.

Letting your little Pocket Pet buddy run loose in the Mall is a great way to meet new people.

Teaching your gerbil where to pee appropriately can be an enriching, growth experience.

For those "really bad work days", unwind at home by sharing drinks and a sing-a-long with your hedgehogs.

The latest innovation in Pocket Pet interaction is hypnotizing your hamster.

After prolonged play time with your mice, you may feel an irresistible urge to run through mazes.

Vagabond Voles are constitutionally more poetical than house mice, preferring to eat pages by Whitman than to chew on insulation.

Always, always remind the children that sugar gliders are NOT lumps of candy!

Look for your missing Pocket Pet friends in the underwear drawer of your dresser, as they are drawn there by an innate homing instinct.

Be very alert to Good Rat versus Bad Rat!

Memorialize your critter forever by recycling it into a furry coat for your daughter's Barbie doll.

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