Written by D P Whitehead

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Tuesday, 4 March 2014

This is an excellent book.

We simply could not have it in our home.

It has never let us down. We use it as a door stop to wedge open the door leading to our cellar.

It is thick enough and heavy enough to provide adequate safety and protection to ensure the door does not close on you, trapping you in the cellar.....with Aunt Sarah....who we keep down there due to her Tourettes Syndrome, BO and dwarfism.

As of yesterday I have still not read it, but once we decide what to do with our unfortunate Aunt, and maybe even release her into the wild, I will get around to reading it , or use as a handy step to reach high shelves.

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