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Sunday, 2 March 2014

I loved this book!

I loved the pig in this book, he was extremely brave and as the title suggest, gallant.

Made me think twice about my future interactions (if I have any) with farmyard pigs.

It really made me hungry though.

After I finished reading it I headed straight to the kitchen and cooked me up some pork sausage and some pork chops and while all that was cooking I made myself a ham and cheese sandwich (just to tide me over).

Excellent book - but don't read on an empty stomach or like me you might get cravings that can only be satisfied by mans best friend.....bacon.

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