Written by D P Whitehead

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Friday, 28 February 2014

Well, I purchased this book because I had a rather annoying Mockingbird nesting in a tree in my garden. I had tried many times to kill it and failed, including dynamite, a giant anvil, tying it to railroad tracks and shooting at it with a slingshot.

Just like Roadrunner in the carton, it survived everything.

So I bought this book.

Sadly the bird still lives, in the tree in my garden but I did discover this book.

Which I loved.

So, if anyone does actually know how to kill a real Mockingbird, that continually hurls insults at not only me but my 275 pound wife and my midget son, Lofty, then please let me know.

A Twat. Book Reviewer.

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