This book works.....basically I followed all the instructions laid down in this manual and within three weeks I had not only imprisoned our noisy neighbor Mr Alex Right, but had cut him open, removed his heart and sent him on his way.
Now he is as quiet as can be and we never hear a word from him, however the awful odor of rotting flesh that emits from his garage (where we let him rest several months ago) is becoming a little bit annoying.
I hope there is a follow up to this manual entitled "How to Dispose of the Rotting Corpse of Mr Right - The Same Mr Right My Previous Book Showed You How To Remove His Heart!"
A Twat. Book Reviewer.