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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

Looking For Alaska by John Green

Good book, but save a lot of time by just looking at a map. Alaska is somewhere near Canada. I hear it is a fantastic country, though they never win medals at the Olympics but, as far as I know, Alaska is a friendly country and never been at war with anyone. So if you are really looking for Alaska head towards Canada and then go east.

I have devised a new rating system based on a number between 1 and 100 for books that I review, and shall be reviewing in the future.

I gave this book 89.645.

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