A local man, Claude Davis of Sevierville, Tennessee says he knew he had to get to the doctors in a hurry when he woke up with a green weenie this morning!
"Maude come her quick!"
"I was getting us some breakfast!"
"Look here. I done got the green weenie. It'll fall off and what will we do?"
"Oh, let me take a look-see, It was doing real fine last night. It does look green and kinda wrinkly. Maybe we better get the doctor to see you."
Davis then pointed at some lose skin and pulled and he thought he had pulled it off but it was only a condom!
"Come back here, Maude, this is a condom. Remember, I bought this at that adult store that turned me into the Hulk?
"OH. Hee hee. It was green wasn't it. I sware to my goodness. I thought the thang had turned green with gangrene. I done called my gynowhatis to see if I had it too. Guess I'll call her back.
Davis then stated that he would never cross the threshold of that Adult Bookstore again.
"I done purt neart had a stroke.