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Monday, 24 February 2014

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1. beef liver

2. brussel sprouts

3. canned spinach

4. Hamburger Helper

5. boiled canned peas

6. okra

7. pickled beets

8. gizzards

9. liverwurst

10. lima beans

11. pickled pig's feet

12. prunes

13. pickled herring

14. turnips

15. beef brains

16. greasy cheesy hamburgers

17. sardines

18. octopus

19. venison

20. limburger cheese

21. Cheese Whiz

22. meatloaf

24. mutton

25. Spam

26. Hot Pockets

27. boiled canned carrots

23. corned beef and cabbage

24. Velvetta Cheese

25. chicken livers

26. Cream of Wheat (or Rice)

27. hominy

28. Oxtail soup

29. braunschweiger (liver sausage)

30. Wonder Bread

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