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Monday, 24 February 2014

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1. grow beards and mustaches, chest and back hair

2. snore so loudly it can be heard two doors down

3. hunt and fish in the summer, winter, spring, and fall

4. play 18 holes of golf at the same golf course for 30+ years

5. break wind so loud it can be heard two doors down

6. change flat tires, oil, spark plugs, fuel filter, transmission fluid...

7. belch so loud it can be heard two doors down

8. watch sports twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week

9. carry 50-80 lbs. of military gear

10. propose marriage

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