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Monday, 24 February 2014

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1. polish their toe nails while talking on the phone, eating a cheeseburger, and yelling at the kids

2. exercise at the gym without breaking a sweat

3. wear pointy, painful high heels all day

4. shop in all 500 stores at the Mall of America during one visit

5. pick out birthday, anniversary, Christmas, Valentine's, and Mother's Day gifts for themselves and everyone else

6. try at least 16 different hair color shades in one year

7. use their rear view mirror as a make-up mirror while driving down the road

8. run out of gas

9. actually go on a 100 different diets in their lifetime

10. wear a girdle

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