Question: Do you really eat people?
Answer: Yes, if they are available. I mostly eat caribou, elk, deer, bison, rabbits, fox, bugs, worms....meat items since I'm a carnivore.
Question: Why are you so scary?
Answer: See first answer to the first question.
Question: Why do you howl?
Answer: You would howl, too, if you had to eat tough, stringy caribou all day. It's really tough on my delicate digestive system.
Question: In a match-up, who would win - you or a shark?
Answer: Although I can swim up to 8 miles in the water because I have small webs between my toes, in a water environment the shark would probably win. On land, because a shark can't walk, I would win.
Question: What do you think about Global Warming?
Answer: My pals and I are thinking we might have to lose these heavy fur coats and opt for lighter sweaters or maybe hoodies.