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Wednesday, 19 February 2014

Still wondering what's with Miley's ridiculous tongue expressions? Well in an interview we did with her last week, Miley claims "Gene Simmons was just one of my child hood icons, I loved his long tongue and I would jam out to KISS when I wanted to rebel against my dad who couldn't stand the way they looked. After he started giving me a hard time about my stage appearance, I talked with my producers and we decided to copy my childhood icon - and that's pretty much where the tongue display came from."

As for the risky stage attire and sexual body language, she didn't comment much on that.

TS:"Where do you see the career of Miley Cyrus heading in the future?"

MC: "Well, I wanna tour with KISS! I mean, it's been like my dream since forever!"

TS: "That's interesting, the music is so different. What do you think the fan base of both genres will say?"

MC: "You know what? Who gives a shit? It's what I wanna do. What Miley wants Miley gets!" (laughs) "But no, seriously. I think they'll like it, I mean Michael Jackson and Van-Halen did it right?"

TS: "I suppose you're right. But you're no Michael, or Van-Halen." (smile)

MS: "You're right,but they're dead...and I'm Miley Cyrus!"

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