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Sunday, 16 February 2014

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Question: So where have you been?

Answer: Just hanging around in the woods.

Question: What do you like to eat?

Answer: Huckleberries, salmon, deer, rodents, and the occasional dog.

Question: What is your favorite pastime?

Answer: Evading humans.

Question: Do you only live in the U.S.?

Answer: Nope, I have relatives all over the world. Ever hear of the Yeti, the Yeren, the Almas, the Yowie? They are all my kinfolk. We try to have reunions every 5 years or so.

Question: What's with the tree knocking?

Answer: For luck! Ever hear of knocking on wood?

Question: Just how big are you?

Answer: A bit smaller than Godzilla, a little bigger than Shaq.

Question: Who do you consider to be your greatest enemy?

Answer: A man with a gun trying to kill me, just to prove I exist.

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