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Thursday, 13 February 2014

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The Andersons come over to visit the new couple on the block, just back from their Honeymoon.

"We're glad you're over here within visiting distance after the four of us being friends now for three years", stated Mr. Anderson.

"We're glad to be on this block", stated Henry. "But we had a whale of a honeymoon."

"Why, Donna's blushing. Look at that."

"Oh there's a lot more to tell and he insists."

"Before I tell you, Andy. Thanks for introducing me to this hot little number here. Well, we got to go on that cruise and we hit it lucky and didn't have to be towed back after everybody got the shits like some of those cruises. But we did get to see some places and visit a couple that we had talked about before. I tell you what. I'll just send you a bunch of photographs on the Facebook. Be easier."

"So Henry let you leave your cabin? I'm surprised."

"Well it was two weeks but we got so turned on there for awhile, everybody on board thought we were Siamese twins!"

"Go ahead and tell them about grandfather."

"We came back and wanted to go see Donna's grandparents before we got home and they live out in the country. They're a fine old couple, but so out of it. The second day there, we slipped out behind the barn and got to going pretty good. Then my little wife's crazy old grandfather caught us back there doing it doggy-style, I don't know which was more humiliating, his catching us out behind the garden shed or his turning the garden hose on us and yelling. "Come quickly, Esther, I think they're hung!"

Ha! Ha! Ha!

"So we packed up and come to our new home. We need to get to that restaurant. I'm hungry. I'll tell you more later and get those pics over to you tomorrow."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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