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Wednesday, 12 February 2014

History shows that 6% of a population, provided they are determined and share a common incentive, can seize power and enslave the entire inhabitants. The common ground could be any ideology.

Felix Dzerzhinsky was a member of several revolutionary committees and the creator of Soviet State Security forces Cheka (1917-26), the notorious committee for torture and mass summary executions. Felix D. regarded Homo sapiens a bit higher than cattle. Freud regards the id as "the dark, inaccessible part of our personality… the source of our bodily needs, wants, desires, and impulses, particularly our sexual and aggressive drives." Felix D is quoted to have said, "Man is of no importance. Look at what happens when you starve him. He begins to eat his dead companions to stay alive. Man is only interested in his own survival."

The 6% can doggedly control the 94%, mostly consisting of worthless eaters. Since only another pig-headed 6% is needed to overthrow the ruling thugs, the net result remains the same: the 90% stays chained to a deep fortified concrete floor, provided by traditions and beliefs. Practically, most people don't give a damn as long as their bodily needs are met. And the rich, of course, favor a status quo.

Truthfully, we have witnessed very few instances in the history of any nation, particularly in the cauldron of Middle East, to be marked with peace and tranquility. Therefore, thugs are thugs. And only a changing of the guards takes place. Of course, a number of well-intentioned people are caught in between who, in vain, wish for a utopia or a reasonably better life.

Since the vicious cycle of the pig-headed 6% keeps repeating itself, we need to give up the old strategy of overthrowing and replacing them with other worth-for-nothing thugs. Good news is that at present era, due to new technologies, something encouraging has happened: the thugs, in order to remain in power, have terrorized the male-worthless-eaters. Consequently, the worthless eaters have resorted to drugs provided inexpensively by the ruling thugs; thus the thugs are immunized against a 6% takeover.

The incident cannot taken place in Red China because women are not totally rejected. The hot bed for experimentation of the new theory happens to be Middle East brimming with an overpowering ideology of anti-feminism. The M. E. thugs regard women as sex and breeding tool, but they are well aware that young pretty girls can be a danger to them. N.B: one needs to know that the menopausal females of the region are as dangerous as the indoctrinated thugs. Since they, at old age become fervently staunch believers of the prevailing faith, they are more dangerous that the regular ruling male thugs.

Of course, the potential theory of young pretty girls is new and untested, but these females are better educated than the male-worthless-eaters. These females are presently operating the modern equipments of the region such as cell phones, IPods and computers, communications systems. Although they cannot be rated as a fighting force, they have the potential to be effective implementers of civil disobedience.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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