It was an angry and red faced Gov. Chris Christie that took the podium at an early morning press conference today.
Christie: "First and foremost I DID NOT have sex with that toll booth! These are lies no doubt started by Democrat scumbags or teachers union scumbags, or any other scumbag rumor mongers who are just trying to scuttle my presidential ambitions."
Reporter: "But Governor, there was only one particular toll booth you visited regularly and it was always closed just prior to your visit. Toll booth photos confirm the dates and times of your visit. How do you explain that?"
Christie: "More scumbag dirty tricks!"
AP reporter: "Governor, this toll booth in question, the one you visited regularly and sometimes in the middle of the night, this booth had a scarlet "A" painted on it by someone. Do you have any explanation for that?"
Christie: "Of course not!"
AP reporter: "But Governor, do you admit you were WITH that toll booth?"
Christie pointed his finger at the journalist and replied, "Of course I was WITH that toll booth but that depends on what the definition of WIITH...ITH!" He paused before storming from the podium and shouted, "And THATH is all I have to say about that!"