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Monday, 10 February 2014

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A survey of the recent gastronomic offerings at the Sochi Olympic Village revealed the following items, tended to by Edward Snowden, Steam Table Attendant.

30-day old Raw Black Sea Oysters

Thrice-boiled Gulag Potatoes with Worms

Breaded Wolf Cutlets with Fur Accents

50 Gallon Tub of Stinky Sour Cream

Pickled Bear Claws

NSA Caramelized Leeks with Twittered Parsley

"Sturgeon Surprise" Fricassee

Surplus KGB Rations

Fried Rabbit Pellets in Ramen

Sable Stroganoff with Pine Bark and Needles

Beet Pie ala Mode

Puree of Slavic Lard

Caucasus Fox Fritters

Really Rancid Borsht

Steppe Weed Salad with Goat Hoof Croutons

Musk Ox Chips

Putin Cheese Burgers

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