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Monday, 10 February 2014

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It has come to the attention of the Editors that certain first names do not age well with their owners. Before you choose a name for your girl baby, ask yourself these two key questions:

1. If the baby girl becomes a judge someday, does the name sound appropriate - as in "Judge________________(fill in blank with name).

2. Think of the baby as eventually being an elderly woman. Does the name seem appropriate for an elderly person?

These are some names we have determined do not pass the two tests:

1. Cindy
2. Taffy
3. Buffy
4. Muffy
5. Candy
6. Mitzi
7. Misty
8. Trixie
9. Susie
10. Bootsie
11. Bitsie
12. Penny
13. Kylie
14. Lacey
15. Nikki
16. Ashley
17. Zoey
18. Hailey
19. Carly
20. Tiffany

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