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Thursday, 6 February 2014

image for America the Beautiful (for the Red States)

"Couldn't make out that song they were singing, I only speak English." Tweet by Todd Starnes, FOX News

But illegals will learn English, right @RepPaulRyan? Tweet by Laura Ingraham, AM Radio Trash Talker

O beautiful for spacious skies,
For people who are white,
For those who only speak English
And sometimes get it right!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy Aryan brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for xenophobes
Whose stern impassioned hate
Is clothed in hoods and clean white robes
In all those deep Red States!
America! America!
God build that border wall
To keep out all those brown-skinned folks
Who want to flaunt the law!

O beautiful for those who fight
To keep our country free
Of anyone who is not white
But still seek liberty!
America! America!
May God thy gold refine
To shill it on Glenn Beck's podcasts
For every gain divine!

O beautiful for those who dream
Of freedom without tears
Your dreams are daily trashed with smears
On AM radio!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy Aryan brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

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