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Thursday, 6 February 2014

image for America the Beautiful (for the Deplorables) And crown thy Alt-Right brotherhood / From sea to shining sea!

"When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending the best. They're not sending you, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems with us. They're bringing drugs. They're bring crime. They're rapists… And some, I assume, are good people." The Birther-in-Chief


O beautiful for spacious skies,
For people who are white,
For those who just speak English
And sometimes get it right!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy Alt-Right brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

O beautiful for xenophobes
Whose stern impassioned hate
Is clothed in hoods and clean white robes
In all those deep Red States!
America! America!
Trump build that border wall
To keep out all those brown-skinned folks
Who answer freedom's call.

O beautiful for those who fight
To keep our country free
Of anyone who is not white
But still seek liberty!
America! America!
We'll watch you now decline
While Donald tweets so angrily
And looks so asinine!


O beautiful for those who dream
Of freedom without tears
Your dreams are daily trashed with smears
From FOX News' all white team!
America! America!
God shed his grace on thee
And crown thy Alt-Right brotherhood
From sea to shining sea!

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