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Wednesday, 5 February 2014

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Urg not know fear. Not afraid of light skinned minor warlords sliding down hills on snow.

Live in Caucausus Mountains, never feel cold. Can bring down reindeer barehanded.

Come to Sochi for pretty metal on bright ribbon. Chase small rock on ice with stick. Slide fast in circle on sharp foot knives. Jump high over snow hill going fast. Bring fresh reindeer meat to village maybe attract strong, durable mate.

Urg never met opponent brave enough to bring challenge. Urg strong. Urg walk through snow 20 days to get to Sochi. Urg tear down pine branches for bed.

Urg will win!

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