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Wednesday, 29 January 2014

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An old familiar athlete butt-slapping after a good play is taking over from the Knock-Out game that was the recent trend.

"This is great", stated pimply nerd at a local high school. "I'm tired of getting knocked out.

So he sneaks over and slaps a nice-looking young lady on the butt and she knocks him out.

"Most guys think the new game is a lot better and some of the ladies say they don't mind, especially if it's a good-looking guy or a boyfriend. Others say that they better keep their hands off them or they'll go tell their boyfriend who will knock them out.

Or they may go to the guy's parents if they catch who it is and let them tell the guy's parents.

Or they may complain to a law enforcement officer and the guy is really in hot water.

So it comes down to being very quick and disguised or else you already have a relationship.

One teacher, 57-year-old teacher Prudy Johnson says she blames the French for the whole thing. "One of those frog people actually pinched me on the naughty bit."

So I guess this whole knock-out thing is.................where am I?

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