Hangover report on the state of Manchester United's feeble attempts to play football in 2014!
MANCHESTER EVENING NEWS REPORTS:
Blind Captain Moyes (why take Kagawa off and replace him with a one footed parrot?) has hit an iceberg with his sinking Titanic and the first to jump ship are the "Roo & Ro" rats! Where were they?
Searching for their amputated injured legs or too busy counting their 250000 a week sick pay; PATHETIC (Robbo, Keano would have played with one leg each!)
The iceberg called Glazer is in rapid meltdown sucking the Titanic into a dark abyss called "Depp Mediocrity" and it does not "Mata" anymore, so Send out an SOS to Admiral SAF before his once proud Titanic joins the Belgrano; a sunken scrapheap!
Is there another club in Manchester? If so report to Wembley on March 5th and do not worry the other mob are too busy licking their wounds and feeling sorry for themselves!