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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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Dear Diary,

How can people get stories from my diary? Something funny is going on because they knew how I feel about terrorists and our oil purchases.

OK. Let's see if this gets out.

I try to stay in shape but I'm a little guy with a lot of energy but still I exercise..all but my ass. It takes care of itself. I don't even see it unless I back up to a mirror and the way my diary stories get out, it would probably show up in the scandal sheets.

"Justin Bieber Admires his Ass!"

The only thing I ever use it for is to dance some and it keeps me from falling in the commode.

I hear girls and women say 'he's got a cute ass!' How do they know?

Oh well.

-Justin Bieber

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