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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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Dear Diary,

What gives with these television commercials saying that if I buy an SUV or big truck, I'm supporting the terrorists?

I bought my big truck and it supports the oil companies of Saudi Arabia and Qatar. Are those on the terrorists list?

We have terrorists here. If I buy American or Canadian products am I supporting terrorists who have slipped into this country!

It's getting silly.

Besides my truck is a Hybrid and get 10 miles per gallon.

So, I'm only supporting terrorists in town and when I go uphill.

Now going downhill and during straight stretches, I don't use any gas at all.

Also, if I see a terrorist walking down the road, I'll flatten that sucker.

-Justin Bieber

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