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Saturday, 18 January 2014

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Recent Media "overkill" featuring "has been" celebrities going to court has led to cries of "Let's have a 'Strictly' style sudden death televised phone in" to let the public decide if they are to be punished or not.

Ideas for what punishments to dish out include:

- Forced watching of Soaps with multiple choice tests afterwards for soap haters.
- 3 year sentences of football match highlights viewing.
- Making women watch every Formula 1 motor race.
- Post match tennis, cricket and football interviews played on a loop.
- Listening to Wain Runie.
- Forcing men to watch Downton.
- Forcing men to watch "One born every minute".
- Making teenagers watch the Andrew Marr show.

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