For sale to NAMBLA (North American Man-Boy Love Association) member in good standing, one 37,000 SF Estate named “Neverland Ranch”. Known as the “Crown Jewel of Beverly Hills”, this exciting property sits high atop a steep cliff where you can spot police cars and irate parents coming from miles away.
Unprecedented security features such as an alarm that rings in your bedroom whenever an unknown person enters the compound, leave plenty of time to explain to your guests why they can’t talk about their visit with their parents (i.e., they won’t be allowed to come back, their parents will be mad at them, etc.).
The kiddies (yours or someone else’s) are sure to love almost too kid-friendly features, such as swimming pools, a petting zoo, a ferris wheel, carnival rides, a video arcade, and others too numerous to mention. You’ll love the secrecy of the numerous hidden rooms, each complete with bed, video entertainment center with children’s video library, and warmed lubricant dispenser.
Relax in your quiet ‘secret’ library while perusing the catalogue of ‘artistic’ nudes of young boys which we’ll throw in at no extra charge (for personal reasons he’d rather not discuss, there are many items such as this which the owner does not want to risk moving…his loss is your gain).
Asking price is $50 million, however the owner is willing to discuss the possibility of trade for services such as free plastic surgery, or goods such as young white male children. Call 1-800-PED-FILE and ask for Michael Jackson.