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Sunday, 12 January 2014

Oh Kanye West, how will you entertain us next? If you're not calling yourself Yeezus, (and if you're wondering like I did; no, that is not the name of a Shakespearian tour bus, or a town crier's "street" name) you are dipping your toes in the media with some memorable; arguably egotistical; I mean eloquent, remarks.

But we kinda like him anyway.

Like that Uncle you only see during the holidays...at one time you may have thought to yourself, "Why do I not see more of you? You are quite the 'cat.'"

And then the next time you're cursing the holidays for being too long and too frequent, "Do we have to celebrate every year? What about every decade? It makes it more special that way!"

And special is what we got this year in the form of multiple twitter wars, original baby names and pretentious interviews.

Who does not like a pretentious interview?

Trevor McDonald apparently...
And Mary Berry...
I've heard the Queen say something about...

Ah yes

They made a video response to one of Kanye's quotes...something to do with showing the absurdity of the pretentious voices in pop-culture by playing them over contrasting characters...

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