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Wednesday, 8 January 2014

Attempting to try top ten tempting things

1. Pedal backwards on a bicycle, go on try it, but mind the river.

2. Washing all of the dust from the cupboards of old mother hubbard.

3. Play hide and seek on an extremely small boat.

4. Rock climbing a donkey.

5. Make a lists.

6. Watch the trailer of 1953 romantic drama movie 'the earrings of Madame de' 57 times and then attempt to find a post box, where you can send a5 thumbs up rating to the makers.

7. Attempt to hijack Ashens's sofa in order to perform an invasive 4 hour interrogation program.

8. Wear a coloured hairnet. Spread the popularity and practical uses for the hairnet. Try and get said hairnet knighted by Thursday.

9. Shout 'he's off the map, he's off the map' whilst chewing a pencil and looking pensively at a Wales.

10. Offer a fisherman's friend to a neighbourgood chaffinch.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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