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Sunday, 5 January 2014

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Nancy Dancer: "Yes it does. On our wedding night, I thought he had a roll of baloney but he kept telling me I'd get used to it. I did. Two years later. Right after the first kid was born."

Betty Fluharty: "No. Size is all in the brain. Your brain is your biggest organ. Oh, he must have a midget in the family history. I'm going to cry now. Go away! Waaaaaaah!"

John Edwards: "I don't think my average size is any handicap. We have average sex sometimes a dozen times a year."

Annie Greene: "Size or no size, he won't let me sleep!"

Joe Buckles: Took her to the Smoky Mountains and we had to use a sound maker or they would have kicked us out. "We played "Bare in the Tent!" as I remember.

Linda Buckles: "He's too quick if you know what I mean. I have to hide with the lights out if I wear anything sexy. We can go five minutes if I wear long handles and call him Lurch. It helps him to last longer, sometimes five minutes."

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