Hello. Today I will be interviewing Yuzo Koshiro, the legendary video game composer.
Dr Devil: Hi Yuzo.
Yuzo Koshiro: Hey there Dr Devil.
Dr Devil: What projects have you been working on recently?
Yuzo Koshiro: Super Fart Brothers. It is a game made by my company, Ancient. I composed the music for it on the new 70's style PC-78. It sounds like an old Atari, but I had to use it because my PC-88 and PC-98 got pooped on by monkeys.
Dr Devil: That's a shame. Does the PC-78 use floppy disks?
Yuzo Koshiro: Yes, it does. When I bought it last year, it came with 30 blank floppy disks. This is because new floppy disks aren't very common these days. I have intentions to modify the PC-78 so that it can make PC-88 quality music.
Dr Devil: Speaking of floppy disks, has Super Fart Brothers got any unused tracks?
Yuzo Koshiro: Yes. It has 2 unused tracks, which will be included on the Official Soundtrack CD. The tracks were unused because they didn't sound "farty" enough. Anyway, I have to go now and do a fart followed by a shit. Goodbye.
Dr Devil: Bye *weeps and laughs*