Pyongyang, North Korea North Korean husky-boy sized dictator Kim Jong Un released his New Year's Resolutions today.
The resolutions are:
1. Not to execute any relatives closer to him than second cousin for the next few months.
2. To have the labor camps be at least a third of the way through with his pyramid by the end of the year.
3. To get to at least Level 20 on Grand Theft Auto 4 by May.
4. To send at least 2 intimidating and dogmatic letters to the United Nations before August, threatening to have TWO nuclear wars, not just one.