"Good evening everyone. Glad to see most of my kinfolks here like you should be. I'm the Elder of the fambly and I need to pass on some basic Learn How before I pass on.
That was a joke. (laughter) "Pass On! Get it?" (More laughter).
Now I believe that a woman, or I should say wife I guess, need to stay at home, cooking, cleaning and raising her children.
It's up to us men to go out and fetch the vittles for our meals and bring in some money. Both are hard jobs so we should keep them in the right order.
Now while I wouldn't want to marry a woman who wore the pants in the fambly, I wouldn't marry one what couldn't, if say, a gator got me.
So she should go out with me sometimes and I can show her what to do and I can stay home on a rainy day and learn what she does.
Word from my son?"
"Yes. You gonna preach that on television? We might be cut off again."
"Well, as long as I am the head of this fambly, I'll speak as is what the truth is. But I hadn't planned on it and I ain't giving no more interviews!
I guess we ought to pass the plate around before I forget for I know no one will remind me.
Maybe while we're doing that, the ladies will sing us that gator song! Make it a long one, ladies."