Written by tylercore

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Tags: Cool, MySpace

Thursday, 22 March 2007

Man, I'm fucking bored.

Let me log-in to Myspace to see if anyone left me comments. What the fuck? No new comments or friend requests. I have some pretty shitty friends.

I'm gonna go heat myself up a hot pocket. Hot pockets are the best.

I don't want to do my homework. Homework is stupid! School needs to die!

Weekdays are lame. There's nothing on TV. I really wish my computer wasn't this slow. My dad needs to get a new computer. Fucking lazy.

Let me check the new bulletins. What fags! I don't care about your new pictures. You are so gay. I don't even know why I added you as a friend. I guess I could take a look to see what they're like. Yeah, I was right. You are a douche.

What!? 5 comments!? Why do you have 5 comments on that shitty picture? You just put it up today. I'm a lot more attractive than you. People need to start leaving me picture comments. And look at your Myspace. My Miami Dolphins, Jason Taylor layout is a lot nicer than that tacky html-overloaded ass-piece! That shit is so ugly. My page looks a lot better. People on Myspace are retarded!

Yeah, and this is the Dolphins' big year. They're going all the way, baby! Bet.

Why do I only have 2 more profile views than yesterday? These idiots need to start realizing how fucking sweet my profile is.

My last comment was 8 days ago. Some people get over 3 comments a day. Screw this.

I don't want to hear your shitty song. Hurry up and load so I can press stop. I've never heard of it and it's not good.
Haha! You have blog entries. How gay is that! I might as well read them to see how gay they are. You're so fucking emo! Go slit your wrists, emo girl!

The only reason I have a Myspace is because my friend had one. Everyone on here is a mega-douche. I'm too cool for this.

I'm gonna spend the rest of the night sitting on the computer. Man, these people on Myspace have no lives. This is ridiculous.

I hate Myspace.

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