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Thursday, 2 January 2014

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I want to thank every one of my family for showing up for services. Big crowd is always a sight for sore eyes.

If you will all turn to the book of Hezakiah, I'll get me a drink of this clear water.

OK. You can quit looking at each other. There ain't no such book in there but I don't think you been reading the Good Book much lately.

Now you all know about the 12 disciples and one was that rotten rat Judas.

But tonight I want to talk about people running all over creation and not living a relaxed life like we have learned to do here in Louisiana. There's a time to work and a time to relax. Seems like Solomon said that.

Now Peter was kinda like that. Always rushing headlong into things when he should have thought about it beforehand.

Now John was more patient and thought things out first.

And that, my friends or rather family, is the whole trouble of our American people today.

We got too many Peters and not enough Johns!

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