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Wednesday, 21 March 2007

HELD OVER BY POPULAR DEMAND
NOW, IN ITS 5TH YEAR

THE BLOCKBUSTER EPIC
'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!'
(The Iraq War)

"It doesn't get better than this" [Rush Limbaugh]
"Truly a Gung Lollalapalooza" [Sean Hannity]
"God would love this war" [Jerry Falwell]
"Socko! Boffo!" [The Drudge Report]


PRODUCED BY BUSH-CHENEY-RUMSFELD PRODUCTIONS
IN COOPERATION WITH
NEO-CON FILMS - HALLIBURTON CINE
SHOCK & AWE STUDIOS

THE GREATEST WAR MOVIE EVER MADE
LONGEST RUNNING SHOW ---OUTLASTS WW11

A CAST OF THOUSANDS
A STAGGERING COST OF BILLIONS

[The producers would like to thank the people who bought and are still buying tickets to this show that enables this monumental epic to extend its run.]

[One (1) magnetic "Support Our Troops" car emblem will be given away with the purchase of each theater ticket. Supply is unlimited]

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