SuperMario Rajoy, the Spanish equivalent of Kim Jong un has stated that he is determined to get the country away from the decrepit state the world associates with it.
"I will reduce or eliminate our dependency on handouts from the E.U" for a start", he said at a meeting of underdeveloped and third world countries in Zimbabwe. "We will start inventing things and move away from reliance on leather belt sales and plastic donkeys."
"I will try to snatch territories which do not belong to us like Gibraltar, by having my relatives comb through ancient Roman references to them. From tomorrow I am changing my name to Kim Jong SuperMario Pizzaro un to remind people of my "all powerful" status. "
We ARE civilised now! we have been using refrigerators and televisions for over forty years. People forget how far advanced we are as a country. In a few years time we will be up there with Somalia and Afghanistan!" he screamed.