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Thursday, 19 December 2013

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It happens every year we have a Presidential election. Someone just can't stand either candidate but wants to vote. These are the Top Ten form our last election:

10. My Happy Ass

9. One of the Dead Kennedys

8. Bozo the Clown

7. Mickey Mouse

6. Me!

5. Anybody, Anyone besides that Muslim in there now or that stupid Mormon with all the wives!

4. Grover Cleveland Alexander or if he's dead, Stone Wall Jackson!

3. Santa Claus (And don't you say there ain't none cause him and mama were mighty cheerful under the tree last Christmas!)

2. Ralph Nader

1. The Fonz

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