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Tuesday, 20 March 2007

Want of care does us more damage than want of knowledge.So put on that love glove!

Not to oversee workmen is to leave them your purse open.A pimp's proverbs!

If you would have a faithful servant and one that you like ---
serve yourself.Please Spank that Primate,Patty!

If you would be wealthy think of saving as well as getting:
The Indies have not made Spain rich because her outgoes are
greater than her incomes.Her Spanish Fly es muy rico!

Women and wine, game and deceit
make the wealth small and the wants great.But great wants can lead to great wantoness which when satisfied can blow your mind...

Many estates are spent in the getting,
Since women for tea forsook spinning and knitting,
And men for punch forsook hewing and splitting.But when women and men forsook bullshitting for hoochie-coochie it's woth all the tea and punch in China!

What maintains one vice would bring up two children.And some vices make a dozen...

Fools make feasts and wise men eat them.And wiser ones learn to feast on fools'gatchablassamas

Who dainties love shall beggars prove.Unless loving dainties is its own richness...

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