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Friday, 29 November 2013

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Pasha Dickinside:

Auntie Jean, My boyfriend keeps asking me if we can have a B.B.C. cream pie after Sunday Dinner. I have told him I would love to do that providing he "cleans up" afterwards, to which he agreed.

The problem is that I don't know where to start. I've "Goolied" it on the internet and there are many recipes for cream pie. Is there a particular Website that may have the recipe my boyfriend wants, or the "know how" that I am looking for? If so could you point me towards it please?

Auntie Jean Replies:

If it's the kind of cream pie I think you mean, the answer is to be found on the Website of Anthony Squirrel-Thompson. www.weird.garden.gnome.twat.org.

Happy Endings!!!

Auntie Jean

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