All the following jobs are available and some pay well, if you are really desperate for work:
1. Stool Examiner for Pin Worms
2. Towel Distributor at Geriatric Sauna.
3. Referees needed for wild boar fights
4. Ear wax collector for the Rich and Nutty
5. Gas Station bathroom cleaner at a chain of Stop & Plops. (Mask furnished)
6. Traveling Foot Stool for Michael Moore.
7. "Fixing" Elephants at the zoo
8. Coursework carcass preparer for High School Science Classes
9. Monkey Enema Specialist
10. Maggot Inspector Forensic Entomalogist
11. Traveling back and forth to Mexico as a drug mule.
12. Cockfighting Clown!