"Inner Make-Over" - best selling book by Jeremy Enditstein that was recently featured on the Oprah Winfrey show has now launched itself as an American franchise. Said director of the new found company appropriately called INNER-MAKE-OVER "the company is built squarely on Jeremy's philosophy of inner renewal. It involves all aspects of retrieving a sense of worth and self-respect leading to greater prosperity. The demand is huge." Their slogan is... "What Religion failed to do.. we can deliver!"
The course is structured along the lines of degrees of initiation leading from confidence, self-respect, dignity, poise and persona, understanding, wisdom, healing powers and all the way to Enlightenment itself which alas is not guaranteed and is, according to its founder, "outside of our remit. We can only point the way but we have to say that fees are non-refundable whatever degree the initiate may embark upon."
Author and founder Jeremy Enditstein who used to be a car saleman before branching out, so to speak, into the porn industry sees many of his clients coming from the higher echelons of the film and entertainment industries. His course is not cheap, but so far, has had great reviews from the several pioneers who undertook it, Charlie Sheen, Lady Gaga and Madonna.
Wall Street pundits reckon it is a winner, given the deplorable state of moral decay at large in Los Angeles and its environs especially among celeb wannabees. Inner-Make-Over is unlikely to have to try too hard to find customers. The book, course and franchise have all received the blessings of the Pope, the Dalai Lama and the Freeemasons who hope to play a big part in the running of the racket... er...enterprise.