Miley Cyrus needed a break so her dad, Billy Ray decided to go home to northern Kentucky and go on a three-day fishing and camping trip.
Of course, they did allow me, a reporter for $tat$, to go with them and use the photographs for a Family Type article.
After the first day, they didn't catch a thing and, although Billy took it in stride, Miley seemed upset.
"Look at that guy, Pops. Hey, where did you catch all those fish?"
"You two need to go up past the salty water. Taste it. Salty isn't it? (They both agree) Fish from around here don't like that. You might try upstream if you go on a good hike. They've been restocking the streams up there."
"And we'll catch some fish for sure?
"Yep. Come up here on this hill and I'll show you why."
So they hiked up the mound.
"See that row of toilets down there? Well, it's best to fish upstream from them."
"Oh, sick! We tasted that water" said Billy Ray.
"Tasted it! I went skinny-dipping while you took your nap."
So a quick trip back to the cars and off to the doc for tetanus shots.
They were supposed to pay me for the trip but claimed it wasn't completed but I got the proof right here, so you got the story.