Being the president of the United States is really important. But so are you! And I'm here to help where it hurts.
All my time in office and I've learned a few....By the way did I mention I'm the president? Not like it matters though. America is pretty much ruled by corporations. But it is nice to have an image for America. Isn't it?
Anyway dating is a lot like being an American. Because In America there are only two sexes...and chances are...you're one of them. Right? When we assassinated Osama bin laden we had a plan. In dating it's the same. You've gotta plan a head for that special someone. Just...don't shoot them in the face.
haha. "Hea China can I borrow ten trillion dollars...I'll ya back."
That one makes everyone laugh back at the office.