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Sunday, 17 November 2013

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Following is the top ten Christmas stories that you must never read to your kids. We don't know why they haven't been recalled.

1. Rudolf The Red-Headed Stepchild

2. Jolly Old Salmonella (Hole,Hole,Hole!)

3, The Gift of the Magpies

4. Hard Egg Nog & Babe Ruths Floating in the Punch Bowl

5. The Nutcracker & The Kick Boxer

6. The Christmas Grandpa Was Taken Away Peeing on Himself

7. Jack Frostbite & The Night the Heat Went Out

8. Hog Nuts Roasting On An Open Fire

9. The Elvis & The Blue Suede Shoemaker

10. I Saw Mama All Over Santa Claus Under The Mistletoe

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